Things You Shouldn't Say On A First Date

Ok now let's talk about this,I am friends with a nice variety of people, straight men and women and what I've learned from speaking with friends is this:- everyone is insane.The thing is, you have to meet someone for a while to really know the level of insanity you are about to experience while in a relationship with that person. It is OK. We are all crazy, so it is just all about finding out what type of insanity you enjoy being around the most but what I can't understand is how and why so many people are spilling their guts about everything on the first date. It is fine to be nuts. Obviously I've already established we all are looney anyway. At least be polite about it on the first date. You should ease into your craziness. If you break out with some stories that are too frightening on the first date, you will scare your potential new partner away. Basically, some of you are saying stuff on the first date you should keep to yourself. Now let me give you a clue of the kinda things you shouldn't spill on a first date,am sure you're eager to know.. *wink* Don't say this(✗)--I've taken out several restraining orders on exes. I just seem to have bad luck!*)* Don't say this(✗)My exes always seem to take out restraining orders on me,I just don't understand,i just like to stay in touch.*)* Don't say this(✗)I can fart to the tune of "personally" by Psquare, Do you want to hear it?*)* Don't say this (✗)I keep several exotic pets at my home,you should meet my skunk named rile, To be honest, i seem to have lost my squirrel at home somewhere. I am just hoping if he passed away, I will smell the dead body and find him soon*)* Don't say this(✗)My child has the tendency to throw temper tantrums a lot. He might try to hurt you when you first meet him, but don't worry, his therapist says he is OK to be around new people again.*)* Don't say this(✗)I feel like this first date is going so well, i can definitely hear wedding bells in our future!*)* Don't say this(✗)I make the best sauce in the world shrimps, Do you want to come over for dinner Friday night?*)* Don't say this(✗)My father is very overprotective of me, he likes to threaten my new friends with guns,don't worry it is usually not loaded. I mean, there was this one incident, but after he spent time in jail he really learned his lesson.*)* Don't say this(✗)I have this weird pimple on my back. I am hoping if all goes well tonight, you can pop it for me.*)* Don't say this(✗)Don't look now, but I see my ex at the table across the room. I want to tell you everything about that relationship now,I feel like I can trust you since this first hour has gone so well.*)* Don't say this(✗)I tend to get really blackout drunk and do ridiculous things wherever I go,Can I get another drink over here?*)* Don't say this (✗)basically, I just went out with you because it sounds like you make a lot of money,i am definitely ordering the lobster tonight.*)* Don't say this(✗)I still live with my ex, but we don't sleep in the same room or anything most of the time,our lease is up in 6 months i hope that won't be a problem. Arrrrrrghhh!!! Can you hear yourself talk??? You better not spill these craps on a first date or else you lost that partner,give yourself sometime before spilling what ever it is..don't talk too much not everyone loves a talkative hun?aha..thank me later!